I just had to share this one with you. If you liked it, then please send it on. After all, laughter is the best medicine!
On the day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis call to his son who lives in Chicago since a few years back.
He says: โMy dear son, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough.โ
โDad, what are you talking about?โ the son screams.
โWe canโt stand the sight of each other any longer,โ he says. โIโm sick of her face, and Iโm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her,โ and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, โLike hell theyโre getting divorced!โ She calls their father immediately.
โYouโre not getting divorced! Donโt do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, donโt call a lawyer, donโt file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?โ She hangs up the phone.
The old man turns to his wife and says, โOkay, theyโre both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.
โ ยจ`*โขโซ.โขPass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. โซ ..โข
BONUS STORY
I found this dirty joke earlier today. I told it to a friend right away, and he laughed so hard that he got a tummy ache. I have to admit that I found it really funny as well.
An elderly wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husbandโs lack of sex drive.
โHave you tried Viagra?โ the doctor asked.
โNot a chance,โ the old lady replied, โhe doesnโt even take aspirin.โ
โNot a problem,โ the doctor replied, โjust give him some Montana Viagra.โ
โWhatโs Montana Viagra?โ
โItโs simple. You discretely put the Viagra into his coffee when heโs not looking. He wonโt be able to taste it. Try it out and get back to me in a week and tell me about the results.โ
A week later, the old lady called the doctor.
โOh my lord!โ she wailed, โTerrible! Just terrible.โ
โReally? What happened?โ the doctor replied.
โI did as you told me, I put the pill into the coffee, and the effect was immediateโฆ he flew up from the chair, and his eyes were positively smoldering. With a quick motion he swept all the cups and the tablecloth from the table, ripped my clothes off and took me then and there on the table. It was a nightmare I tell you, a nightmare.โ
โOh, I see, but why was it so bad, shouldnโt this be a good thing?โ the doctor asked in a worried tone.
โOh yes, this was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years! But I can tell you right now, Iโll never be able to show my face in the downtown Starbucks again!โ
Did you smile? If you did, then be a pal and share this with your friends!
