Our 10th wedding anniversary trip was supposed to be about reconnecting and romance. Instead, it turned into a bizarre nightmare when my mother-in-law decided she couldnโt let her โprecious sonโ out of her sight. And that wasnโt even the worst part.
You see, Patrickโs mom has always had a knack for inserting herself where she doesnโt belong. But when she barged into our anniversary suite and claimed it for herself, I knew I couldnโt let this slide.
I just had to figure out how to make her pay for her antics without ruining my marriage.
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So, my husband and I recently celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary.
We planned a weeklong trip to a luxury resort, and it was our first real getaway since our son was born five years ago. The idea was simple. Unwind, reconnect, and maybe reignite a little romance. Iโd been looking forward to it for months.
That is, until my mother-in-law, Victoria, inserted herself into our plans.
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From the start, it was clear she saw herself as the third partner in our marriage.
At our wedding, she hijacked our first dance, taking Patrickโs hand before I had the chance. Since then, sheโs made a habit of sidelining me at every opportunity. She made sure she was the center of attention on every occasion whether it was a birthday or a holiday.
When Patrick and I mentioned our anniversary trip, she immediately chimed in with her suggestion.
โWhy donโt I come along?โ she asked. โI could watch the little one while you two have some alone time.โ
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I resisted the urge to roll my eyes. Alone time? With her hovering? No thanks.
Patrick, ever the peacemaker, tried to frame it as a win-win.
โThink about it, Anna. Sheโll take care of our son during the day, and weโll still have the evenings to ourselves.โ
Reluctantly, I agreed. โFine. But sheโs staying in her own room. Iโm not sharing my suite.โ
โOh, of course!โ she assured me, her smile a little too wide. โI wouldnโt dream of imposing.โ
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Fast forward to the day we arrived at the resort.
As we checked in, Victoria eyed the staff with that judgmental air she always carried. Her nose wrinkled slightly when she saw her room key.
โWhatโs wrong?โ Patrick asked.
She sighed dramatically.
โOh, nothingโฆโ she began. โItโs just that I really dislike showers. My bones need a good soak in a tub.โ
My eyes narrowed.
The suite Patrick and I had booked, complete with a king-sized bed and a luxurious bathtub, was clearly the target of her complaint.
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I opened my mouth to protest, but before I could say anything, she marched toward the bellhop, snatched our suite key, and headed straight for the elevator.
โMom, wait!โ Patrick called, but she didnโt stop.
The poor bellhop barely had time to keep up with her as she barreled down the hallway.
We followed her to the suite, and by the time we arrived, she was already unpacking her things. She tossed her bag onto the bed, fluffed the pillows, and smiled at me like a cat that had just caught a mouse.
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โThis will do nicely,โ she announced. Then, turning to me, she added with a saccharine tone, โYou can stay in the other room with the child, and Iโll stay here with my son.โ
Wait, what? Did I hear that right?
I looked at Patrick, expecting him to say something. But he just stood there, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck. โMom, come onโฆโ
โOh, donโt be difficult, dear,โ she said, brushing him off. โWeโre family. This is what families do.โ
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Her message was loud and clear. I was the outsider. The third wheel.
And the โI need a bathโ excuse? It was just a smokescreen to take my anniversary suite right out from under me.
I stared at Patrick, waiting for him to tell his mom she was being completely out of line. I mean, who demands to share a hotel room with their grown son on his anniversary trip?
But instead of standing up to her, Patrick just shrugged.
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โItโs just for sleeping,โ he mumbled. โWeโll still do the rest of the trip together. Letโs not make it a big deal.โ
Not make it a big deal? I wanted to scream. But I plastered on my best fake smile instead.
โOf course. Whatever makes you comfortable,โ I said sweetly, my voice dripping with sarcasm.
Victoria, oblivious to my tone, beamed. โI knew youโd understand, Anna. Youโre such a good wife.โ
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Inside, I was fuming.
This was supposed to be our anniversary trip, a chance for us to reconnect after years of juggling work, parenthood, and everything in between. I wasnโt about to let her turn me into the third wheel on my own vacation.
If she wanted to act like the queen of the resort, fine. I had a plan brewing, and I knew she wouldnโt see it coming.
The next morning, I acted like I was completely fine with the new sleeping arrangements.
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Over breakfast, I smiled, nodded, and let Victoria ramble on about how โthoughtfulโ Patrick was for including her on the trip.
โI just love spending time with my son,โ she said, patting his hand. โItโs so rare these days.โ
Patrick gave me an apologetic glance, but I waved it off.
โNo worries,โ I said. โActually, Iโve got a surprise for you both.โ
Victoriaโs eyes sparkled with curiosity. โA surprise?โ
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โYep,โ I nodded. โIโve booked a romantic couplesโ photoshoot at the resort this morning. I thought it would be a great way to capture some memories.โ
Patrick frowned. โA couplesโ photoshoot?โ
โYouโll love it,โ I said, keeping my expression innocent. โI talked to the resort staff last night, and they made all the arrangements. You and Mom are going to look great together.โ
Victoria clapped her hands in delight. โOh, how lovely! Patrick, isnโt this sweet of Anna?โ
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Patrick didnโt look convinced, but he didnโt protest. He was still in that awkward middle ground where he didnโt want to upset his mom or me. Poor guy had no idea what he was in for.
When they arrived at the photoshoot, the photographer greeted them with a big, cheerful smile. โAh, here you are! Weโre ready for your session.โ
Patrickโs eyes widened. โWait, noโโ
โOh, donโt be modest!โ the photographer interrupted. โYou two look like such a lovely couple.โ
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I watched from a distance as the photographer posed them by the fountain, gushing over their โchemistryโ and โlove story.โ Patrick looked like he wanted the ground to swallow him whole, while Victoria basked in the attention.
I could barely hold back my laughter. This was just the beginning.
The next morning, Patrick and Victoria headed to what they thought would be a casual resort activity. Little did they know, Iโd signed them up for an exclusive couplesโ tango class.
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The instructor, Marco, greeted them with dramatic flair. โWelcome to the dance of love!โ
โWait, what?โ Patrick asked as his eyes widened in horror.
Victoria clasped her hands in delight. โOh, Patrick, this is so nice! Iโve always wanted to learn tango.โ
I lounged nearby, pretending not to notice as Patrick gave me a desperate look. I just sipped my coffee and waved.
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โNow,โ Marco began, โtango is about connection! Mr. Patrick, place your hand on your wifeโs waist and gaze into her eyes. The soul must speak through the dance.โ
Patrick looked ready to bolt. โSheโs not myโโ
โNo excuses! Dance is truth!โ Marco declared, clapping his hands.
Victoria leaned in, practically giddy. โCome on, Patrick. Letโs show them what weโve got!โ
Reluctantly, Patrick placed his hand on her waist and shuffled through the steps as Marco barked instructions. Every few seconds, Patrick tripped or stepped on Victoriaโs foot.
I couldnโt hold back my laughter as I watched his misery unfold.
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โMore passion!โ Marco exclaimed. โThe woman must feel the fire in her partnerโs gaze!โ
I saw Patrick muttered something under his breath that Iโm sure wasnโt appropriate.
By the end of the class, Victoria was beaming.
โThat was wonderful!โ she exclaimed. โWe should take dance lessons back home.โ
Patrick groaned. โI think Iโve had enough tango for a lifetime.โ
But the day wasnโt over yet.
That evening, I sent them off to the resortโs signature sunset dinner cruise. The staff pulled out all the stops, complete with a violinist, rose petals, and a candlelit table on the deck.
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As they boarded, the captain greeted them warmly. โWelcome aboard! Weโve prepared the most romantic table for you two lovebirds.โ
Patrick looked like he wanted to jump overboard. โUh, weโre notโโ
Victoria waved regally, basking in the attention. โThank you! This is simply delightful.โ
I waved at them from the dock.
โBon voyage!โ I called out with a grin.
Patrickโs face turned beet red. He glanced back at me, clearly catching on that I was behind all of this.
The cruise lasted two hours, and by the time they returned, Patrick was done.
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He marched over to me the second Victoria disappeared into her room.
โWhat the hell is going on?โ he hissed, his face red with embarrassment. โWhy does everyone think weโre a couple?โ
I blinked innocently. โOh, I have no idea. I guess the staff mustโve misunderstood when I said it was our anniversary trip. I just wanted to make sure your mom had a good time, since she insisted on coming.โ
He ran a hand through his hair, exhaling sharply. โAnnaโฆ I messed up, didnโt I?โ
I crossed my arms, raising an eyebrow. โYou think?โ
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โI shouldโve told her no,โ he admitted, shaking his head. โI thought it would be easier to let her come along. I didnโt realize how ridiculous it would get.โ
โWell,โ I said, taking a sip of my champagne, โnow you know.โ
The next morning, as we packed to leave, Patrick was tripping over himself to apologize. โIโll never let her interfere like this again. Next time, weโre hiring a nanny.โ
โSounds perfect,โ I replied with a satisfied smile.
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Victoria, oblivious to the chaos sheโd caused, declared it the best vacation ever.
So, what did I learn from this? Itโs that sometimes, you donโt need to raise your voice to make a point. You just need a little creativity to teach a lesson that wonโt be forgotten.
Do you agree?
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